08 Nov Italia!

My travel companion (Lisa) and I spent 15 nights in Italy last month: Naples, Siena, Tuscany (by car), Cinque Terre, Florence, and Venice. Here are 12 things I didn’t know about Italy: 

1) Italians eat sweet pastry with cappuccino for breakfast. Nothing savory, no protein, just sweets,  maybe fruitand coffee. BTW: ordering cappuccino later in the day (after 11:00 AM) is considered a faux pas. Espresso only.

2) Dinner starts at 7:00 PM. You’ll be offered 3-5 courses. You don’t have to order from each course. You are expected to take your time. Nobody will encourage you to leave—in part because wait staff are paid a living wage. No tipping. No rush.

3) Italians are very polite: always say “per favore” and “grazie,” and shopkeepers greet and send off each customer. However, they are not chatty or chummy with strangers. In fact, they will avoid eye contact as you pass on the street. Very unlike Americans, who will smile and greet just about anybody they meet, even going so far as to invite them home for dinner.

you’ll find fountains for drinking water in every city–the water is good!

I love coming across little shops in back streets and alleys

4) Produce is excellent—surprisingly fresh because (I realize) it’s a small country: most everything is grown locally and nothing travels far before it gets to the grocer.
5) Wine is everywhere. I knew this but wasn’t aware of the consistent quality. Don’t bother learning vineyards or vintners—it’s almost always good. In restaurants, order “vino della casa.” You won’t be disappointed.
6) Pizza in Italy can be outstanding; I had a couple of pies as good as anything I’ve ever had. However, as a general go-to snack, it’s often bland (no herbs) and doughy, sold in bakeries and take-outs. No oregano. No pepperoni.

garbage collector, Florence

perfumer in the oldest perfumery in the world, Officina Profumo-Farmaceutica di Santa Maria Novella, established in 1221, Florence

7) Italians are fond of wild boar and rabbit. For the first time in my life, I ate roasted rabbit. My god, it was grand. In the neighborhood of chicken but richer, more deeply flavored. BTW: butchers worldwide call rabbit “poultry.”
8) It appears that almost nobody owns a clothes dryer in Italy. Dryers consume too much electricity, and so you’ll see laundry flagging from lines behind houses, strung from windows along  alleys, draped over balconies.
9) Energy conservation is a big deal in Italy. As a result, you’ll see point-of-use water heaters, small refrigerators, split unit air conditioners (if any at all), manual-drive cars (almost exclusively), and high gas prices: $1.70 per liter = approx. $6.50 a gallon.  Yet indoors are kept very warm.

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view from our apartment in Tuscany

Lisa

10) Italians smoke more than Americans. Actually about 10% more per capita, though the rate is falling (as it is here).
11) The bread of Tuscany is universally mediocre—by design. It’s unsalted and not made for snacking but rather reserved only for cleaning your plate: a culinary sponge. Go ahead, wipe up every inch of that delectable gravy!
12) Public bathrooms are hard to come by. If you find one, it will probably cost you one euro (for the person who keeps it clean). I must confess that, more than a few times, I resorted to relieving myself in alleyways, as Lisa kept watch for passersby. I would gladly have paid for a toilet but, as I said, good luck finding one. I was never discovered in flagrante delicto. But I felt bad about it nonetheless. So let me extend an apology here to the people of Italy:  
 
Cari cittadini italiani, vi prego di perdonarmi per aver urinato nelle vostre strade cittadine. L’ho fatto solo per disperazione, perché sono un vecchio con una vescica avida. Non volevo mancare di rispetto!

you’ll find small shrines everywhere, tucked into nooks, alleys, and byways

my favorite church: simplicity: circa 1200 CE

Highlights:

We visited a lot of outdoor markets, which thrive in the narrow streets of larger cities. You can make a fabulous lunch from their goodies. Best bread—a loaf the size of a dinner platter—came from Naples. With grilled eggplant, sauteed zucchini with tomatoes, marinated olives, and three kinds of cheeses, we feasted on the (high-speed) train to Florence.

Here’s why we call Firenze “Florence”:
 “Firenze” is the original Italian name, derived from the Latin Florentia, meaning “flowering” or “flourishing”. The English name “Florence” is an Anglicized version that developed as a way for foreign speakers to adapt the name to their own language.

our apartment in Venice

too much?

Lisa was determined to hike one of the cliffside trails in Cinque Terre, never mind both of us were nursing injured knees. Cinque Terre is a World Heritage site: five ancient villages snugged into the cliffs of the Italian Riviera. You’ve seen pictures of these colorful, crowded villages in a hundred travel ads. But very likely you haven’t seen pics of the cliffside trails. They are very steep and very rugged.
The trail we chose was a 1,000-foot climb up and 1,000-foot climb down. It’s as much a mental challenge as a physical chore because, just when you think the trail might level off, you round the bend and see, yet again, another impossibly steep climb up and over rock after rock, some fashioned into crude steps, others no more than obstacles. The ocean views are stunning and the vegetation quite exotic. Italy, especially along the coast, has an ideal climate for succulents, some of which grow impressively large.
Once done with our hike, we agreed that we were very happy to have completed it (bucket list!) but also loathe to do anything like that again.

the climb begins

I’ve never seen so many marble penises

cobbler at work

 

 

October may be the best month to visit Italy because the weather is still reasonable and the tourists are much fewer in number. Nonetheless, in cities like Florence and Venice you can find yourself shoulder to shoulder with crowds of tourists. At their worst, the busiest avenues will make you feel like you’re at Disney World, queued up for the next ride. I found the gawkers and phone-addicts—stopping for no reason, oblivious to those behind them—maddening.

However, get off the beaten track and you may find you have a street or byway almost all to yourself. I don’t know how much we walked every day but we walked a lot. In a small city like Florence, we pretty much covered every quarter, looking for artisan shops. When I returned home, I was startled to discover that I had lost two pounds!

Renting a car is the best way to see the Tuscan countryside. And agritourism may be the best choice for accommodations. We rented a two-bedroom apartment on a Tuscan farm. It had amazing views and was close to the several, famous hill-towns we toured.

Would you think less of me if I said there is a certain sameness to Italy’s innumerable churches? Glorious, yes, but . . . .

 

Siena: reputedly the finest duomo in Italy

The biggest indulgence was a gondola ride in Venice. Our gondolier was a personable young man who inherited his route from his father. Only native-born Venetians are permitted to become gondoliers. There are about 450, of which only 16 are female.

At first, Venice felt overwhelming because it’s a labyrinth of alleys. However, I quickly learned that every alley, every little passageway, is regularly trafficked. There’s nothing to fear because you’re never alone. Every alley leads to something. And bridges, so many bridges spanning so many canals!

What makes Venice uniquely odd is that it’s a wholly artificial environment. The city is perched on an expansive thicket of ancient wooden pilings that were pounded into the marshy lagoon seabed by the Romans—to discourage attacks from the encroaching barbarians. The result is that the sinking city is now wholly dependent on the mainland for sustenance, as everything from toilet paper to beefsteaks has to be ferried in daily. Speaking of toilet paper, sewage is relegated to septic tanks, which have to be pumped out frequently. Every day I found myself walking over a thick black hose that snaked from somebody’s house back to a malodorous service boat in the canal.

our gondolier

 

piazza sweeper, Venice

 

 

 

 

 

Did we visit museums? Yes. The Uffizi was at the top of the list. And churches? Yes, churches are pretty much on every block. The best is the Duomo in Siena. I had to wonder, if it were not for the voracious vacuum of Catholicism, sucking in all of Italy’s artistic talent to glorify Jesus and Mary, what would the artists have depicted instead? Saint Mark’s Basilica in Venice is a good example of employing too much talent and resources in too limited a space with too limited a subject. It’s remarkably excessive.

A final word about food: we were drawn to the trattorias and osterias, cozy eateries, often run by a family, with limited seating and a modest menu. They epitomized the pleasures of eating something simple and well-prepared—the kind of cooking I hope to offer in my own home. Since my return, I’m spending a lot of time mulling over recipes. Today I made a bolognese sauce, which I poured over sauteed cabbage. Oh, and sardines, they’re all the rage these days and they’re very Italian. Fresh, filleted, and flash fried. Try that, for starters.